Will this happen if DADT is repealed?

Will all the most masculine s beat out the gay men in the agility exercises? If this happens, and the s are accepted, isn't that being feminist and/or supporting affirmative action? Lord knows, most s look like men anyway, so it probably won't be as much of an issue as if a gay guy tries to come onto you in the shower, but still. And then, when all the gay guys get rejected by the military, they will all buy handbags with ons all over them saying "I hate America" or "Down with the Military" and form a rally on the Washington mall wearing nothing but skin-tight pink leather pants and alligator skin coats. Is this what you want America to become? The repeal of DADT could have many repercussions, some even more serious than this one. Think of all the alligators that would have to be slaughtered. Have you no decency America?