What's the most random, funny thing you've ever heard anyone say?

One dark night in the middle of the day-- two dead boys went out to play-- back to back they faced each other-- drew their swords and shot their mother-- the deaf policeman who heard the noise came and stabbed the two dead boys-- if you dont believe my tale, just ask the old blind man who saw it all through a knothole in a barbed wire fence. Pull up a chair and sit on the floor, and I'll tell you what happened to those who weren't involved.